{"title":"SERVING SARCASM","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003ePersonality disorder but make it streetwear.\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eSERVING SARCASM\u003c\/strong\u003e collection mixes humor, irritation, and sharp one-liners into wearable attitude. Inspired by internet culture, burnout humor, and saying what everyone else is too careful to say out loud. Every design feels like a comment that should’ve stayed in the drafts folder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eSmart mouth. Short fuse. Clean fit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"ht005","title":"Look. Don't Touch Fitted","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eAdmire it. That’s it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eThis design keeps it simple—clean, confident, and straight to the point. 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